Hey there world wide internet. The internet? They have that on computers now? My name is Chris and if you want to read the crazy rantings of a 30 something/adolescent man then you’ve come to the right place. I’ll use this platform to discuss all sorts of things including movies, music, cars, sports, my family, becoming a FATHER!!
And from time to time there will be guest writers on this site. Lefty Punchdrunk is my music/movie correspondent and he probably hates whatever you’re watching/listening to. Don’t blame him, he’s had a troubled life. Claus Hagelman will pop in if I need to flee the country…or go grocery shopping. And 4×4 John handles all things bowling/dangerous/crazy/rude and strange. He’s basically me but the 4 wheel drive version.
PS. Most of my posts will probably have a Simpsons or random movie quote. If you pick it out and give me the name of the movie or the episode of the Simpsons then you win a prize!*
*The prize will probably suck and you’ll probably never see it. But sit by the mailbox just in case.