Here is a brief glimpse into the internet messaging world of Josh and Chris. Please enjoy.
Josh: if you die, you die.
Chris: that’s blunt
Josh: Chris, we are all going to die… that is 100% true.
Josh: you can’t fight it forever
Chris: but I can hide for a while
Chris: you can’t say with 100% accuracy that I’m going to die
Chris: you can say that 100% of the people who have died were alive but who knows what science will bring us
Josh: I will say with 100% accuracy that science will never be able to make man (or animals) immortal
Josh: I would bet my life on it!
Chris: if you could would you want to live forever?
Josh: no way
Chris: why not
Josh: I have a feeling your quality of life would deteriorate
Chris: in my immortality you stay the same age, like a vampire
Chris: so you’re 31 forever
Josh: ewe… can I choose a different age.
Josh: I will be 17 like edward cullin
Chris: but it can’t be in the past
Chris: you can’t go backwards. so if you were currently 17 you could pick that but since you’re past it you can’t
Josh: think about how sad it would be to see everyone you love die
Chris: you’re going to experience the majority of that anyways
Josh: you don’t know that
Chris: by that logic you should kill yourself right now so you wouldn’t have to deal with the loss
Josh: you say the dumbest things sometimes
Chris: ha, do not
Josh: Chris logic… if you say it would be sad to see everybody die… you should kill yourself.
Josh: nice leap
Chris: it’s a bit harsh but I stand by it
Josh: you’re dumb
Chris: if you did that you wouldn’t see anyone die, right?
Chris: problem solved!
Josh: I just said it would be sad… I’m not being suicidal
Chris: I may not want to live forever but I would like to live for a very long time
Chris: but I don’t want to be a vampire
Josh: 85 years sounds good to me
Chris: I’m thinking 200 years
Josh: nah, too long… I am lowering mine to 80
Chris: ok, I’m going up to 225
Josh: are we negotiating?
Chris: I’m not sure how this works, my manual is on backorder
Josh: I just threw up a bunch of bacon
Josh: here’s the weird part, I haven’t eaten bacon in weeks
Chris: oh no
Chris: oh no!!!!!!!
Chris: josh, kill yourself
Chris: it’s the only way
Josh: my gun is right here… loaded and ready to go
Chris: I was kidding
Chris: we’re gullies, I think if you kill yourself I have to
Chris: or I at least have to attempt it
Josh: oh no, my bullets have turned into pork chops!
Chris: this is not good
Josh: I pulled the trigger and ham squirted out!
Chris: youtube it
Chris: Ashley is going to a Mexican restaurant for happy hour
Chris: she’s as good as gone
Chris: I hope she said goodbye to Owen
Josh: increase the life ins policy!!
Chris: I’m on it!
Chris: btw: I’m blogging this entire conversation
Josh: no you aren’t. you didn’t even blog our last misadventures… you’re too lazy
Chris: yes I am lazy but I’ll post this
Chris: I think people would enjoy our thoughts on death and pig disease
Josh: so what is the starting point? this WHOLE session?
Chris: oh yeah
Chris: I may edit for content
Chris: I’m going to start with Josh: if you die, you die
Chris: and go up to Chris: I’m going to start with Josh: if you die, you die
Josh: awesome, and loop it over and over again!
Josh: FYI, I might be getting into the hog trap business
Chris: that’s the smartest thing you’ve ever said
Josh: I hope not
Chris: ok, I’m out of here, got to go get the chosen one